The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon aGRE
es, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars." 1THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY