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The divorce 離婚

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John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his domineering wife. "Free at last!" he screamed, throwing his divorce papers into the air. "Now, I can eat when I want to, watch television when I want to." Two months later John was found being escorted to jail by a police officer. A shocked friend, on seeing poor John hand-cuffed, asked, "John, why are you under arrest? I thought your troubles were over when you divorced your wife." "I couldn't pay my alimony," related John sadly. "Why couldn't you pay your alimony?" "My ex-wife has custody1 of the money and my business." 約翰等了好幾個月才離婚,現在他終于擺脫了他專橫的妻子。 “終于自由了。”他尖叫著,把離婚協議書拋到空中,“現在,我想吃就吃,想看電視就看電視。” 兩個月后,有人發現約翰被警官帶進了監獄。 一個朋友看見可憐的約翰戴著手銬,感到很震驚,問道:“約翰,你為什么被捕了?我以為你和你妻子離婚了就沒什么麻煩了。” “我付不起我的贍養費。”約翰傷心地回答。 “你為什么付不起你的贍養費呢?” “我前妻掌握了我的財產和生意啊。”
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